Jon & Kate Plus 8: Why I Hate Mady

I know this may seem harsh to say about a 7 year old little girl.
But Mady is a real whiney little asshole.
She is selfish, bitchy, and cruel.

Besides, this show is obviously cultivating her already narcissitic sociopathic personality. She totally plays up to the camera. Shut up already, no one thinks you're cute or funny! Cara, your twin, is already starting to suffer because of your insistance on taking over everything. With each episode you can see her slowly turning inside herself more and more. And when you wake up one day and half your room is covered in Marilyn Manson posters and Cara is wearing fingerless fishnet gloves, you will only have yourself to blame. She is going to resent you for the rest of your life if you dont cut the bullshit!!


Ugh, and that fake crying especially in the episode where your mom, the lovely Kate, took you on your 'special day' to get your ears pierced. I could tell you broke out the crocidile tears just for attention. Like you weren't getting enough already, with a whole episode devoted to you and your special freakin' day. And, by the way, your mom was just trying to be nice by bringing your floppy bear to comfort you. Your little temper tantrum was embarassing and really uncalled for. You sicken me, you truly do. (Also, its really gross that you cant brush your teeth properly. You are 7!)

And by the way, when you smack your brothers and sisters around when you are an adult, it is called ABUSE. And it is illegal.

You're parents dont even like you. I can tell by their personal asides in the show. They look absolutely exhausted and fearful of a future having you as their daughter. I dont blame them.

I know it's a reality tv show, but I wish they would kill her off.

P.S. Why can't they all be like little Leah? She's so adorable and should have her own show called "Leah Minus 9". And every once in awhile her parents and siblings will make a guest appearace. Except for Mady, who will by then , hopefully be in a high security womans correctional facility. For life.