Greeting from Ohio

My name is Marciel and it is a big deal for me to be writing this. Do I start to write like I have always been here? I am not a trained professional, people. I am only armed with a high school diploma and a diploma from a technical school (you know those commercials that run during daytime t.v. hours only and look like they were made in 1992? They usually star a chick with crunchy bangs and a spiral perm wearing a generic white lab coat asking "Looking to jumpstart your career in the medical field?" I was all like "Hell yes, sign me up!" Ten-thousand dollars later I can take your blood pressure and tell you where your cervical column is. Hint: it has nothing to do with the cervix which is located in the hotpocket of the vagina. I can also thank my medical assisting diploma for my rabid popularity at diabetic raves. Need someone to check your bloodsugar while your high on X? I'm your girl.)
Sorry, I got a little off track.
I am not sure what I am doing here or what I am going to use this vast space on the internet for. The possibilities are endless.... I just hope someone reads this .